The Brainiac Nose (feat. Shams)

from Orange World by Ian Kashani

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SHAMS: You don't stand a ghost of a chance against the Brainiac.

KASHANI: The Brainiac knows.

SHAMS: Oh, he knows. He's up there in a space station somewhere, trapped. It has something to do with the 1930's film Monkey Business.

KASHANI: The Brainiac knows.

SHAMS: He's like an encyclopedia. Like the Encyclopedia of Britannica, if you will. Brainiac is quite sophisticated in all of his ways.

KASHANI: The Brainiac knows.

SHAMS: He's in a space station with high-powered MKUltra drugs being pumped into his brain. Mind control...

KASHANI: The Brainiac knows.

SHAMS: Brainiac knows everything! He's better than the Encyclopedia, he's better than Wikipedia, the Internet. High-speed, high-powered Internet.

KASHANI: Yes, he does know. The Brainiac knows.

SHAMS: He knows everything! He's all-knowing...in the Brainiac's benevolence.

KASHANI: The Brainiac knows.

SHAMS: No one, no one can stop the Brainiac and his all-knowing power. But he's trapped. Trapped in a space station.

KASHANI: The Brainiac knows.

SHAMS: He can't escape. The Turk Virus is gonna run rampant across the planet 'cause of Dirty Mike...

KASHANI: The Brainiac knows...

SHAMS: Penis Holder, Incorporated, LLC is trying to take over the planet...

KASHANI: He's in a space station. Yes he does know...

SHAMS: ...they want the Brainiac powers to be known!

KASHANI: The Brainiac knows.

SHAMS: The Moon's over Miami now.

KASHANI: The Brainiac knows.

SHAMS: He knows everything. He's all-knowing.

KASHANI: The Brainiac knows. (Marvis Brainiac.) The Brainiac knows. (Marvis!)

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from Orange World, released August 17, 2013

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